


The GI is often said to "beat the crap" out of his tentmate upon discovering what he's been up to. Whereas the college version generally ends with the discovery of the perfidy, revenge is almost always exacted on the perpetrator in the military version, either by the soldier acting on his own or with the help of his buddies. (Both tellings involve predators who drug their victims with alcohol.) The story has spread widely in the United States over the last twenty years or so, generally set in military barracks or campus dormitories. The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night, and it was included in Gershon Legman's Rationale of the Dirty Joke. Origins: As Brunvand notes, this legend has been mentioned in print as far back as 1886, in Richard F. In some tellings the student already knows his roommate to be gay in others his roommate's homosexuality is unknown to him until he discovers the hidden anesthetic.The anesthetic used is either chloroform or ether.In some versions the doctor diagnoses the cause on the spot (after detecting traces of anesthetic in the student's bloodstream or sperm in his anus), and in other versions the student discovers the anesthetic and other paraphernalia hidden about the dorm room. The manner in which the student learns the truth about his roommate's activities also varies.(e.g., rectal soreness, severe headaches, sluggishness). The medical complaint that causes the student to visit the doctor varies.While searching through the items his roommate had left behind this student discovered a beaker of ether and a rag in a large zip-loc bag. He returned to his dorm room to discover that his roommate had hastily moved out and had dropped out of school. The sluggishness was due to heavy drug use. The doctor seemed puzzled because he explained that the cause of the student's pains was due to being sodomized on a regular basis. After the exam the doctor asked the student if he was gay. This went on for a week or two before he sought medical attention at Cowell.


Apparently his roommate had been using ether on him to knock him out while he, um, had his way with him.Ī guy in the dorms would wake up in the morning feeling sluggish and experiencing abdominal pains. It was discovered that he had a high level of ether in his bloodstream. A guy went to the doctor because of pain in his rectum. A few summers ago, a friend of mine at work told me a story that supposedly happened at the school he went to.
